the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
"hey can i look at your phone?"
"yeah one min"
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
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